The Church of Gnome

From the official Church of Gnome website:

Here at the Church of Gnome, we take spirituality seriously—but not too seriously. Co-led by me and my trusted dog, Phantom (aka the Grand Paw of the Church), this is a space where paths converge, beliefs are celebrated, and joy is a cornerstone. Whether you’re here for deep reflection or a laugh about gnome hats, you’re exactly where you’re meant to be.

We are open and inclusive to all—regardless of race, religion, nationality, sexuality, ability, or background. Our members come from every corner of the world and every walk of life. What unites us isn’t a single belief, but a shared desire for connection, curiosity, and compassion.

This isn’t a place of conversion or conformity. It’s a sanctuary of connection—a gathering where Christians, Muslims, Pagans, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Atheists, Pastafarians, and everyone in between can find common ground. Your story enriches the whole. The Church of Gnome exists not to replace your journey, but to walk alongside it, adding light and laughter to the way.

We believe extraordinary things happen when different perspectives come together. We’re building a mosaic of wisdom, humor, and shared humanity, where the ancient and the modern, the mystical and the practical, come together in harmony.